Раздел библиотеки: "Ещё не переведенные статьи" 05.09.2003
ЮМОР. Заголовки не изданных книг в издательстве "Ученик"
Here's some for inspiration.
"Thirty Days at the Foot of the Condo"
"First the Kipdom"
"How to Build Unity Without Really Getting to Know Anyone"
"The Joy of Fearing your Leaders"
"The Co$t of Di$ciple$hip"
"Boy Meets Girl, Boy talks to Girl's DP, Boy Finds Another Girl"
"In Rememberence of the Gempel's Living Room"
"How to Get Happy in 3 Easy Steps"
"How to Use the Word 'Flat' in Everyday Conversation"
"9 to 5 and Spiritually Deprived"
"Special Contribution ("Why Grown Adults Sometimes Host Bake-Sales")"
"Being Baptized as a Nation and Other Core Doctrines"
"Theological Perspectives on the 'One-Armed Hug'"
"101 Fun Dating Ideas to Eradicate any Chance of Physical Contact"
"Because We Say So"
"Confessing Your Sins in Alphabetical Order"
"1,001 Ways to Eat Ramen Noodles"
"Unity Through Borrowing Other People's Possessions"
"The Effects of Sleep Deprivation on Job Performance"
"Filtering God's Word Through ICC Leaders"
"The 'Not in My Experience' Defense"
"Why Nobody's Else is a Christian"
"Fun With Attendance Stats"
"Money, Time & Other Things Heathens Enjoy"
"Spiritual Pornography in the 90's"
"You're so Awesome, I'm so Awesome"
"Prepared to Proof Text"
"How to Live Without a Discipler- By the Ethiopian Enuch"
"I'm So Convicted it Changed My Life...Again!"
"Wag the Stats"
"We Know Of No Other..."
"The 7 Day, 14 Day or End of The Month Gratitude Journal"
"Restoration- a Journey Through Firery Hoops"
"Exegetical Analysis of the Ancient NIV Manuscripts."
"Early Church History, Volume 1: 1979 to present."
"The Art of Public Confessions and Rebuke"
"The Power of Guilt (Group Conformity Made Easy)"
"How to Alienate Everyone You Ever Meet in 30 Seconds or Less"
"Alive II: The tragic story of what happened to 15 brothers living in a lower east side efficiency after the 3rd Special Contribution in two months."
"The Singles Never Sleep"
"Men Are Evangelists, Women Are Counselors"
A Tale of Two World Sectors
The Great Statsby
Better Check Your Heart of Darkness
Gone with the Special Contribution Wind
The Old Man and the ICC
Catch 22 Open People and Bring them to Church
Little House on the Prairie Rented by Members, Big House in the Suburbs owned by the ICC
Of Mice and Men who Dreamed
Romeo and Juliet and the Disciplers who Nixed Their Marriage Plans
Alices Adventures in the Wonderland of Getting Good Advice
The Grapes of God's Wrath Over Your Lack of Visitors
Death of a Salesman due to Ramen Malnourishment
The Art of Conditional Loving
Pride and Prejudice of Your Sector Leader
Cranking the Stats
How to Convert the Sharp, With Only a $480,000 Investment.
Crime and Punishment for Disunity
A Farewell to Arms and Anything Else you Can Sell for Contribution
The Son Also Raises Up
Lord of the Lies
A Midsummer Night's Righteous Singles' Dance Party
The Agony and the Agony
Around the World Sector in 80 Days
The Fine Art of Browbeating
The Power of Manipulation
The Master Plan of Controlling Your Disciplees
Breaking Session Chants of the Kingdom
Q & A (Questions and Avoidance)
The ICC Leader's Guide to Tax Fraud
Be Still, My Stomach - How to make it through those tough times on
Ramen and other bargain foods
Popular Soul's Guide to Recruitment
The Victory of Sheepdom - How to win by following blindly
Love Your Discipler
Dating in the Kingdom - 100 ways to love each other without spening Any Time Together
The Discipler's Guide to Matchmaking - Workbook also available
The Kip I Never Knew
From Church to Cult in 3 Easy Steps
101 Ways to Make A Grown Man Cry During the Cross Study
The Cross Study- How to Spontaneously Make Someone Feel Cut to the Heart
How to Share Your Faith With Someone Who Owns A Car
Never Miss a Meeting of The Body Again - A Guide To Hobo Train Riding
Impressing a Sister's DP in 3 Easy Steps
Some Sat in the Hot Seat - Chemical Recovery Group Dynamics Manual
Making the Most of Scriptures Not Covered in First Principles
99 Reasons To Feel Good About Your Sin-List
ESCAPE - How to Convince Your DP its Not Your Sin Causing You To Question ICC Doctrine
How I Lost My Salvation Thru Masturbation
Raising Emotionally Defunct Children in Troubled Times
Love One Another...Teaching Your Child To Hug Complete Strangers!
Denial...It's not Just a River in Egypt
Missing Time...Remaining Grateful While Your Personal Life is Draining Away